January 2011
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That’s weird.
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FUNNIEST ONE YET !
A cracker girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. “Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?” she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, “Darlin’, yew know what yew haf t’do if’n yew wants to borrer th’ truck.” “But Pa! Ah haf t’go naow!” the cracker girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants....
This one either
Two cowboys came riding around a bend in the trail and saw an indian on the ground. His head was tilted with his ear on the ground. When he saw the cowboys he said, “Three men, large wagon, four horses”. One of the cowboys asked in amazement, “You can tell all that just by listening to the ground”?
“No”, said the indian, “They ran over me….”.
I didnt get this one . . .
Three men, an Italian, a Jew, and a Pole, are sentenced to spend 15 years in solitary confinement. The judge, feeling sorry for the men, decides to allow each to take with him whatever he wants. The Italian says, “I’d like to take a woman with me.” The judge reluctantly agrees, and the Italian takes his wife and heads off to solitary. The Jew says, “I’d like to take a...
There once was a Filipino man who worked at the grocery store and noticed that someone left their lights on their vehicle. He decided to be a good Samaritan and announced the following over the intercom system: “excush mae, der eez a ca wit de lights on, license phlate numbearrr, LBQ123, El as in elepant, vee as in victory, and q as in cucumbearrr
Y'KNOW WHAT BUNMI, HE ASKED FOR MY NUMBER. & I'M...
look-who-just:
thenamesdess:
hmm.. :))
Go ahead. I want that horny nigga to call me. I’m going to have a hell of a time sparking his ass up.
You two are freakin HILARIOUS !
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REBLOG THIS AND LOOK AT YOUR BLOG. FUCKING DO IT.
lol HOLY SHIT. IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
LOL, i dont get what this has to do with having a heart.
Lemme go see what this is gonna do~
oh my god.
reblog it then look at your...
Have you ever had the impulse to be all lazy and lay in bed and watch your favorite movies … I’m gettin that feelin rite now
“Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world.”
– Marilyn Monroe
1-14-11 Mustache day !
Sooo, today was nice I guess. In first period I was acting all silly in my testing corner, “Bunmi, bunmi, bunmi, bunmi” And my fake sneezes ACTUALLY sounded real. I was German, Bunmi was Russian, Kim was Hitler, Danny was Italian, Nisreen was French and Shalin was a Jew for like two minutes then he denied -___-. In second period we took the midterms and I think I did REALLY good, but...
It’s official, I’m not keeping myself close to those who when theyre talked about get EXTRA UPSET. You betta EMBRACE that shit. “Love me or hate me, both are in my favor…If you love me, I’ll always be in your heart…If you hate me, I’ll always be in your mind.” -William Shakespeare
It’s official, I’m not keeping myself close to those who start arguments over the DUMBEST SHIT.
It’s official, I’m not keeping myself close to those who are SELF-CENTERED I’m enough of that by myself, I DON’T need your baggage.
“If you’re gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.”
– Marilyn Monroe
I Am and FOREVER will be a Saggitarius !
So according to researchers in Minnesota I’m a Ophiuchus now. FML ! ! ! I AM A GOT DAMN SAGGITARIUS ! ! ! !
Why does my mother insist on BLASTING Chuck Brown at 11:51 p.m. ?
Came up with a Bedtime Story
One day in a mystical forest, a lion was stalking its prey. But who knew that it was actually a big gray dragon. The lion leaped and went into the dragon
Dragon- that wasnt smart was it
Lion-uhh-huh now i get to have food
Dragon-the stuff that ive eaten ?
Lion- no you
Dragon-what ?!?!?!?
Lion-now if i could just find your neck …
I got bored from there
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pseudoria asked: Bunmi's! http://look-who-just.tumblr.com/
Delicate Flower
Just one touch, can do so much.
Just one step, can cause a mess.
A Delicate Flower Destroyed,
Crumpled,
Smudged,
Squished.
A Delicate Flower Destroyed.
My soul is just like that Flower.
One touch, can do so much.
So be careful, dont Crumple; Smudge; or Squish it.
Because it will be just like that Delicate Flower … Destroyed
“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can...”
– Marilyn Monroe
Happiness
“Does it really exist?
Is it just a figment of our imagination?”
I think it does.
But still … maybe.
“Do you know what it feels like?
Did a person make you feel that way ?”
I know but a glimpse of it,
Yes I beleive so.
“Will I ever get to even attempt it?
Does it hurt when it’s taken away?”
You’ll very well get it, you deserve...
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